Crabby Fat Guy

I found this label in a stocking cap. For Adult Use Only? I can only assume that underage youths are abusing this type of hat. Frankly, I must admit that I am out of the loop on how they abuse this type of hat. Are they smoking them, snorting them, lick them, or what?

Frankly I am wondering if the the store is checking IDs when they sell this hat! For sure we need an in-school hat abuse program. The prevention program that I am suggesting could be called H.A.R.E. – Hat Abuse Resistance Education.

I have fired off a letter to soon-to-be president Obama asking that he include funds in the next budget.  We should try to nip this problem in the bud before hat abuse becomes a widespread problem!

BTW: I think that it is funny that we now print ‘Made in China’ in Spanish.

As you remember AG Marc Dann’s director of general services, Anthony Gutierrez was recently suspended form his job for sexually harassing a 26 year old staffer in a condo in Dublin shared with Marc Dann…

The “minimum acceptable characteristics” of job Anthony Gutierrez’s job are:

Knowledge of budgeting, bookkeeping, office management, office practices and procedures, deal with a variety of variables in somewhat unfamiliar context, understand practical fields of study such as business management, and establish a friendly atmosphere as a supervisor.

It would appear to me that Mr. Gutierrez may have slightly misinterpreted “minimum acceptable” and “establish a friendly atmosphere as a supervisor”. Yup, I think we can chalk the blame on this one to the previous administration that wrote the job description.